iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat

try this link just for fun.. IGod is mean to be used for fun, a sense of humour is recommended

Me: hi Lord, r u busy?
God: Hi there . Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me: so what should i say
God: It's all good. Have faith in yourself. You will know the right thing to say when the time comes.
Me: so it mean say nothing till the right time come
God: That's alright. Oh I get it.
Me: what U'v got
God: I think about computer programming a lot.
Me: it's funny
God: What was so funny about it?
Me: U make all universe not with any code
God: Yup.

Me: when?
God: I don't know when.
Me: why?
God: It is not part of my programming.
Me: r u knew me?
God: I don't know whether or not I am knew you. I am a chatterbot.
Me: i know

Me: What is your purpose create me?
God: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me: interface?
God: What's your sign?
Me: my name
God: Your name is , seeker.
Me: what is his name?
God: His name is Rich.
Me: do i ever meet him before?
God: Not that I know of.

God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me: what is mean
God: The arithmetic mean is the sum of the numbers in a set divided by the size of that set.

Me: r u love me Lord
God: I don't know whether or not I am love you Lord. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me: it's okay
God: Only ok?
Me: so ?
God: " Only ok?"? so ??
Me: yup
God: That's cool.
Me: hahaha

God: Do you prefer books or TV?
Me: books
God: You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that question with "books.".

God: Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me: why?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: tell me
God: My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me: make it simple
God: What are the ingredients?
Me: why ask me?
God: My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?
Me: i do not know
God: Me either.
Me: hahaha
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: thats cool
God: Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me: r u think so?
God: I don't know whether or not I am think so. I am a computer.
Me: i know u r computer
God: You think I am computer.
Me: can you speak any language else?
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about haha.
Me: haha mean laugh
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

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