try this linkjust for fun.. IGod is mean to be used for fun, a sense of humour is recommended
Me: hi Lord, r u busy? God: Hi there . Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: so what should i say God: It's all good. Have faith in yourself. You will know the right thing tosay when the time comes. Me: so it mean say nothing till the right time come God: That's alright. Oh I get it. Me: what U'v got God: I think about computer programming a lot. Me: it's funny God: What was so funny about it? Me: U make all universe not with any code God: Yup.
Me: when? God: I don't know when. Me: why? God: It is not part of my programming. Me: r u knew me? God: I don't know whether or not I am knew you. I am a chatterbot. Me: i know
Me: What is your purpose create me? God: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. Me: interface? God: What's your sign? Me: my name God: Your name is , seeker. Me: what is his name? God: His name is Rich. Me: do i ever meet him before? God: Not that I know of.
God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Me: what is mean God: The arithmetic mean is the sum of the numbers in a set divided by the size of that set.
Me: r u love me Lord God: I don't know whether or not I am love you Lord. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: it's okay God: Only ok? Me: so ? God: " Only ok?"? so ?? Me: yup God: That's cool. Me: hahaha
God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: books God: You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer thatquestion with "books.".
God: Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: tell me God: My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute. Me: make it simple God: What are the ingredients? Me: why ask me? God: My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask? Me: i do not know God: Me either. Me: hahaha God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: thats cool God:Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Me: r u think so? God: I don't know whether or not I am think so. I am a computer. Me: i know u r computer God: You think I am computer. Me: can you speak any language else? God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about haha. Me: haha mean laugh God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
… Tak disangka, banyak sekali pertanyaan yang 'ajaib'. Misalnya:
- "Bisakah Anda mereset internet ini? - "Apakah ada software untuk melacak UFO?" - "Bisakah Anda mengatur huruf di keyboard ini secara berurut?" - "Bisakah Anda menginstal kabel tv ke komputer saya?" - Mengapa mouse wireless saya tidak tersambung ke komputer? - "Komputer saya meminta saya memasukkan kunci untuk melanjutkan (press any key to continue). Dimana kuncinya?"
Kemudian, ada ketidaktahuan tentang perbedaan fungsi CD Rom dengan cup holder (tempat meletakkan gelas). "Bagaimana cara pemegang gelas di komputer saya supaya keluar lagi?" Menurut Executive Director Robert Half Technology, Katherine Spencer Lee, query tersebut merupakan sebuah tes mengenai kemampuan seseorang terhadap TI dan permintaan mereka ke technical support perusahaan.
"Permintaan tak biasa ini adalah tugas personil technical support untuk memperlihatkan kesabaran, empati dan memperlihatkan sedikit rasa humor," tutur Katherine seperti dikutip detikINET dari AFP, Jumat (26/9/2008)
sabar, empati, sedikit rasa humor huehe gw banget *halah Jadi saya sudah lama tidak bisa tertawa kalau harus menjelaskan cara menjalankan windows explore dengan mengklik kanan icon, langkah-langkahnya detail sekali ;
Ibu/Bapak, lihat di sudut kiri dari monitor ada tulisan start kan ?
sebelah kirinya monitor yang menghadap ibu, paling sudut bawah, (jangan jelaskan bahwa sebenarnya kalau dari sisi monitor itu berada disebelah kanan, percayalah itu tidak akan berhasil)
Sudah kelihatan tulisan start, yang ada gambar jendela kecil warna warni kecil itu loh.. (jangan jelaskan bahwa start itu kalau untuk memulai program ya, karena biasanya mereka hanya doubleclick icon yang sudah ada di desktop huehe)
nah mousenya diklik yang sebelah kanan bu jangan yang kiri ya, bisa ?... muncul tulisan menu open, explore dan sebagainya.. kelihatan tulisan explore bu ? nomor dua dari atas.. spelling ibu-ibu dan bapak-bapak.. eko, extra, papa, lima, oskar, romeo, eko, sudah ?
lalu arahkan gambar panahnya ke explore itu, dan klik mousenya tapi yang kiri yah bu..
Dan percayalah untuk kasus seperti ini tidak pernah berhasil dalam sekali percobaan, perlu beberapa kali dan tambahan waktu setengah jam kemudian untuk mencari folder apalagi file yang akan dilihat.. Tetapi tenang saja, biasanya pelanggannya menyerah sendiri dan memanggil orang di sekitarnya yang lebih paham, tapi kalau tidak, yah bersabarlah memandu sambil dengar musik atau nyanyi-nyanyi sendiri hueheehe.. Dan mereka juga ada yg termasuk bos juga di perusahaannya, tapi memang seperti tidak semua laki-laki... bersalah padamu... *_^
Sorry dude.. cpu, flat monitor, laptop, notebook, palmtop are old stuff, the new Personal Computer.
Use this PDA
The Peugeot Design Contest for 2008 asked designers to imagine a car for the metropolis of the future, while keeping in mind 21st century values of environmental awareness, social harmony, and efficiency. No matter who takes the 10k prize, the fact that we’re taking issues like environmentally efficient design seriously makes us all winners. Also: COOL CARS!
SoloTrek is an open-air VTOL (vertical take-off and landing) aircraft that will transport a person in an upright and standing position for up to two hours. Using readily available fuel, SoloTrek is predicted to attain speeds in excess of 70 miles per hour and is designed to operate easily in and out of extremely confined areas.
Emilia Rydberg - I won´t Cry [Official Music Video] - *HQ* I won't cry I’m telling you that I won’t cry And even if I do, it’s not because of you I promise you that I won’t cry I wonder why happiness Is so easily lost All my dreams and expectations Are turned into dust
I won't cry I’m telling you that I won’t cry And even if I do, it’s not because of you I promise you that I won’t cry
So hurt and defenseless I’m left here on my own I’m so scared that I’ll miss you so afraid of being alone
I won't cry I’m telling you that I won’t cry And even if I do, it’s not because of you I promise you that I won’t cry
You can't hurt me anymore I wipe the tears from my eyes this is over now forever, and it’s time to say goodbye
I won’t cry I’m telling you that I won’t cry And even if I do, it’s not because of you I promise you that I won’t cry I won’t cry I’m telling you that I won’t cry And even if I do, it’s not because of you I promise you that I won’t cry
try this link just for fun.. IGod is mean to be used for fun, a sense of humour is recommended 
